Purr-ies horoscope · Monday 9 November
Today I love them for nine minutes. I will choose when.
Venus is generous but brief. Climb on at the least convenient moment and knead. Leave the second they relax.
Cat sign · Mar 21 to Apr 19
Starts the fight. Wins the fight. Asks for a treat. Has never lost an argument with a curtain.
Purr-ies horoscope · Monday 9 November
Venus is generous but brief. Climb on at the least convenient moment and knead. Leave the second they relax.
Purr-ies horoscope · Tuesday 10 November
Venus sets a trap in your House of Fluff. Roll over, look soft, wait. You offered nothing and promised nothing.
Purr-ies horoscope · Wednesday 11 November
The Moon favours hunters and generous hearts. Leave it where bare feet go first. Screaming is how humans say thank you.
Purr-ies horoscope · Thursday 12 November
The Moon is loud in your House of Hallways. Begin outside the bedroom door and build. When they get up, be asleep.
Purr-ies horoscope · Friday 13 November
Mars charges through your House of Corridors at dusk. Use the furniture as a racing line. Stop suddenly and wash a leg as if nothing happened.
Purr-ies horoscope · Saturday 14 November
Uranus brings speed where none is needed. Do not look back. Scatter a little on the way, so they know you were there.
The sky was busy that day.
The sign is only the start. Add a name and a birthday and the stars will draw up a full birth chart: Sun, Moon, Rising and two planets with opinions. Free, and no account needed.
Got a dog too? The Aries dog is a Bark-ies.