Cat-pricorn horoscope · Monday 9 November
The bowl is half empty, which means it is empty.
Neptune reveals the bottom of the dish. This is an emergency. Lead them to it, look at the bowl, look at them, repeat.
Cat-pricorn horoscope · Tuesday 10 November
I will knock one thing off one shelf and feel nothing.
Saturn tests the limits of gravity in your House of Ornaments. Make eye contact first. Push slowly. The sound is your reward.
Cat-pricorn horoscope · Wednesday 11 November
I am going to sit on the one thing they are using.
The Sun warms the laptop, the book and the clean shirt alike. Choose the one being reached for. Purr, so that moving you feels like a crime.
Cat-pricorn horoscope · Thursday 12 November
A sunbeam is moving across the floor and I am going with it.
The Sun travels through your House of Carpet from ten until three. Follow at its pace. Cancel everything else.
Cat-pricorn horoscope · Friday 13 November
The box arrived. The thing inside it is for the humans.
Jupiter expands your territory by one cardboard container. It is too small. Sit in it anyway. The stars admire commitment.
Cat-pricorn horoscope · Saturday 14 November
I will stare at an empty corner until they get nervous.
Pluto stirs in the skirting board. There may be something there. There may not. Their unease is the point.
's birth chart
The sky was busy that day.
- Sun in Cat-pricorn
- The core self. Runs this household. You are middle management.
Is yours a Cat-pricorn?
The sign is only the start. Add a name and a birthday and the stars will draw up a full birth chart: Sun, Moon, Rising and two planets with opinions. Free, and no account needed.
The other cat signs
- Purr-iesAries
- Paw-rusTaurus
- Gemi-nine-livesGemini
- ClawncerCancer
- MeoLeo
- Purr-goVirgo
- Lick-braLibra
- Scorpi-pawScorpio
- Scratch-ittariusSagittarius
- Aqua-hissAquarius
- Pounce-esPisces
Got a dog too? The Capricorn dog is a Pup-ricorn.