Aqua-hiss horoscope · Monday 9 November
I will bring a gift. They will not like it. That is their problem.
The Moon favours hunters and generous hearts. Leave it where bare feet go first. Screaming is how humans say thank you.
Aqua-hiss horoscope · Tuesday 10 November
Today I scream at 4am for reasons I will not share.
The Moon is loud in your House of Hallways. Begin outside the bedroom door and build. When they get up, be asleep.
Aqua-hiss horoscope · Wednesday 11 November
I will run the length of the house twice and never explain.
Mars charges through your House of Corridors at dusk. Use the furniture as a racing line. Stop suddenly and wash a leg as if nothing happened.
Aqua-hiss horoscope · Thursday 12 November
I will sprint out of the litter box like I have committed a crime.
Uranus brings speed where none is needed. Do not look back. Scatter a little on the way, so they know you were there.
Aqua-hiss horoscope · Friday 13 November
I will ask to go out, then stand in the doorway and think.
Mercury hesitates on the threshold. Half in, half out is a valid place to be. Let the cold air reach everyone before you decide.
Aqua-hiss horoscope · Saturday 14 November
The bowl is half empty, which means it is empty.
Neptune reveals the bottom of the dish. This is an emergency. Lead them to it, look at the bowl, look at them, repeat.
's birth chart
The sky was busy that day.
- Sun in Aqua-hiss
- The core self. Hates water. Drinks only from the tap.
Is yours an Aqua-hiss?
The sign is only the start. Add a name and a birthday and the stars will draw up a full birth chart: Sun, Moon, Rising and two planets with opinions. Free, and no account needed.
The other cat signs
- Purr-iesAries
- Paw-rusTaurus
- Gemi-nine-livesGemini
- ClawncerCancer
- MeoLeo
- Purr-goVirgo
- Lick-braLibra
- Scorpi-pawScorpio
- Scratch-ittariusSagittarius
- Cat-pricornCapricorn
- Pounce-esPisces
Got a dog too? The Aquarius dog is an Aqua-drool-ius.