Pounce-es horoscope · Monday 9 November
A sunbeam is moving across the floor and I am going with it.
The Sun travels through your House of Carpet from ten until three. Follow at its pace. Cancel everything else.
Pounce-es horoscope · Tuesday 10 November
The box arrived. The thing inside it is for the humans.
Jupiter expands your territory by one cardboard container. It is too small. Sit in it anyway. The stars admire commitment.
Pounce-es horoscope · Wednesday 11 November
I will stare at an empty corner until they get nervous.
Pluto stirs in the skirting board. There may be something there. There may not. Their unease is the point.
Pounce-es horoscope · Thursday 12 November
Today I love them for nine minutes. I will choose when.
Venus is generous but brief. Climb on at the least convenient moment and knead. Leave the second they relax.
Pounce-es horoscope · Friday 13 November
Someone will try to rub my belly. They will learn.
Venus sets a trap in your House of Fluff. Roll over, look soft, wait. You offered nothing and promised nothing.
Pounce-es horoscope · Saturday 14 November
I will bring a gift. They will not like it. That is their problem.
The Moon favours hunters and generous hearts. Leave it where bare feet go first. Screaming is how humans say thank you.
's birth chart
The sky was busy that day.
- Sun in Pounce-es
- The core self. Dreamy. Attacks feet under blankets.
Is yours a Pounce-es?
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The other cat signs
- Purr-iesAries
- Paw-rusTaurus
- Gemi-nine-livesGemini
- ClawncerCancer
- MeoLeo
- Purr-goVirgo
- Lick-braLibra
- Scorpi-pawScorpio
- Scratch-ittariusSagittarius
- Cat-pricornCapricorn
- Aqua-hissAquarius
Got a dog too? The Pisces dog is a Pee-sces.