Clawncer horoscope · Monday 9 November
The box arrived. The thing inside it is for the humans.
Jupiter expands your territory by one cardboard container. It is too small. Sit in it anyway. The stars admire commitment.
Clawncer horoscope · Tuesday 10 November
I will stare at an empty corner until they get nervous.
Pluto stirs in the skirting board. There may be something there. There may not. Their unease is the point.
Clawncer horoscope · Wednesday 11 November
Today I love them for nine minutes. I will choose when.
Venus is generous but brief. Climb on at the least convenient moment and knead. Leave the second they relax.
Clawncer horoscope · Thursday 12 November
Someone will try to rub my belly. They will learn.
Venus sets a trap in your House of Fluff. Roll over, look soft, wait. You offered nothing and promised nothing.
Clawncer horoscope · Friday 13 November
I will bring a gift. They will not like it. That is their problem.
The Moon favours hunters and generous hearts. Leave it where bare feet go first. Screaming is how humans say thank you.
Clawncer horoscope · Saturday 14 November
Today I scream at 4am for reasons I will not share.
The Moon is loud in your House of Hallways. Begin outside the bedroom door and build. When they get up, be asleep.
's birth chart
The sky was busy that day.
- Sun in Clawncer
- The core self. Sensitive soul. Sharp ends.
Is yours a Clawncer?
The sign is only the start. Add a name and a birthday and the stars will draw up a full birth chart: Sun, Moon, Rising and two planets with opinions. Free, and no account needed.
The other cat signs
- Purr-iesAries
- Paw-rusTaurus
- Gemi-nine-livesGemini
- MeoLeo
- Purr-goVirgo
- Lick-braLibra
- Scorpi-pawScorpio
- Scratch-ittariusSagittarius
- Cat-pricornCapricorn
- Aqua-hissAquarius
- Pounce-esPisces
Got a dog too? The Cancer dog is a Canine-cer.