Scratch-ittarius horoscope · Monday 9 November
I will stare at an empty corner until they get nervous.
Pluto stirs in the skirting board. There may be something there. There may not. Their unease is the point.
Scratch-ittarius horoscope · Tuesday 10 November
Today I love them for nine minutes. I will choose when.
Venus is generous but brief. Climb on at the least convenient moment and knead. Leave the second they relax.
Scratch-ittarius horoscope · Wednesday 11 November
Someone will try to rub my belly. They will learn.
Venus sets a trap in your House of Fluff. Roll over, look soft, wait. You offered nothing and promised nothing.
Scratch-ittarius horoscope · Thursday 12 November
I will bring a gift. They will not like it. That is their problem.
The Moon favours hunters and generous hearts. Leave it where bare feet go first. Screaming is how humans say thank you.
Scratch-ittarius horoscope · Friday 13 November
Today I scream at 4am for reasons I will not share.
The Moon is loud in your House of Hallways. Begin outside the bedroom door and build. When they get up, be asleep.
Scratch-ittarius horoscope · Saturday 14 November
I will run the length of the house twice and never explain.
Mars charges through your House of Corridors at dusk. Use the furniture as a racing line. Stop suddenly and wash a leg as if nothing happened.
's birth chart
The sky was busy that day.
- Sun in Scratch-ittarius
- The core self. Free spirit. Your sofa pays the price.
Is yours a Scratch-ittarius?
The sign is only the start. Add a name and a birthday and the stars will draw up a full birth chart: Sun, Moon, Rising and two planets with opinions. Free, and no account needed.
The other cat signs
- Purr-iesAries
- Paw-rusTaurus
- Gemi-nine-livesGemini
- ClawncerCancer
- MeoLeo
- Purr-goVirgo
- Lick-braLibra
- Scorpi-pawScorpio
- Cat-pricornCapricorn
- Aqua-hissAquarius
- Pounce-esPisces
Got a dog too? The Sagittarius dog is a Wag-ittarius.