Paw-rus horoscope · Monday 9 November
I will knock one thing off one shelf and feel nothing.
Saturn tests the limits of gravity in your House of Ornaments. Make eye contact first. Push slowly. The sound is your reward.
Paw-rus horoscope · Tuesday 10 November
I am going to sit on the one thing they are using.
The Sun warms the laptop, the book and the clean shirt alike. Choose the one being reached for. Purr, so that moving you feels like a crime.
Paw-rus horoscope · Wednesday 11 November
A sunbeam is moving across the floor and I am going with it.
The Sun travels through your House of Carpet from ten until three. Follow at its pace. Cancel everything else.
Paw-rus horoscope · Thursday 12 November
The box arrived. The thing inside it is for the humans.
Jupiter expands your territory by one cardboard container. It is too small. Sit in it anyway. The stars admire commitment.
Paw-rus horoscope · Friday 13 November
I will stare at an empty corner until they get nervous.
Pluto stirs in the skirting board. There may be something there. There may not. Their unease is the point.
Paw-rus horoscope · Saturday 14 November
Today I love them for nine minutes. I will choose when.
Venus is generous but brief. Climb on at the least convenient moment and knead. Leave the second they relax.
's birth chart
The sky was busy that day.
- Sun in Paw-rus
- The core self. Has not moved from the sunny spot since Tuesday.
Is yours a Paw-rus?
The sign is only the start. Add a name and a birthday and the stars will draw up a full birth chart: Sun, Moon, Rising and two planets with opinions. Free, and no account needed.
The other cat signs
- Purr-iesAries
- Gemi-nine-livesGemini
- ClawncerCancer
- MeoLeo
- Purr-goVirgo
- Lick-braLibra
- Scorpi-pawScorpio
- Scratch-ittariusSagittarius
- Cat-pricornCapricorn
- Aqua-hissAquarius
- Pounce-esPisces
Got a dog too? The Taurus dog is a Chew-rus.