Bark-ies horoscope · Monday 9 November
This puddle and I were meant to meet.
Uranus brings sudden changes of direction on the walk. Go in up to the chest, then shake beside the nearest clean trousers. It is written.
Bark-ies horoscope · Tuesday 10 November
Somebody is going to say the W word.
Mercury is direct in your House of Leads. Stay close to the hook by the door and be ready. You may spin in circles. The stars permit it.
Bark-ies horoscope · Wednesday 11 November
I will sleep in a position that worries everyone.
The Moon is void of bones. Upside down, legs in the air, tongue out is the favoured arrangement. Someone will take a photo. Let them.
Bark-ies horoscope · Thursday 12 November
Today I bark at something only I can see.
Mars is squaring the front window. Whatever was out there, you have dealt with it. Accept your thanks in biscuits.
Bark-ies horoscope · Friday 13 November
A crumb will fall. I will be there.
Venus hovers over the kitchen table around dinner time. Position yourself under the smallest human. Patience is a form of hunting.
Bark-ies horoscope · Saturday 14 November
I will pretend I have not been fed.
Mercury blurs the memory of breakfast. Sit by the bowl and look thin. One of them does not know the other already fed you, and the stars will not tell.
's birth chart
The sky was busy that day.
- Sun in Bark-ies
- The core self. First to the door. Loudest at the door.
Is yours a Bark-ies?
The sign is only the start. Add a name and a birthday and the stars will draw up a full birth chart: Sun, Moon, Rising and two planets with opinions. Free, and no account needed.
The other dog signs
- Chew-rusTaurus
- Gemi-nibbleGemini
- Canine-cerCancer
- Lick-oLeo
- Dig-oVirgo
- Lab-raLibra
- Sniff-ioScorpio
- Wag-ittariusSagittarius
- Pup-ricornCapricorn
- Aqua-drool-iusAquarius
- Pee-scesPisces
Got a cat too? The Aries cat is a Purr-ies.