Pee-sces horoscope · Monday 9 November
The postman returns. So do I.
Mars re-enters the letterbox at the usual hour. You have chased him away every day of your life, and every day it works. Keep going.
Pee-sces horoscope · Tuesday 10 November
The sofa is mine now. I do not make the rules.
Jupiter moves into your House of Soft Furnishings. Stretch out diagonally to claim the full territory. Sigh loudly if anyone tries to sit.
Pee-sces horoscope · Wednesday 11 November
I will greet my person as if they had been at sea for years.
They went to the shop for eleven minutes. The Sun in your House of Reunions says that is no reason to hold back. Bring them a shoe.
Pee-sces horoscope · Thursday 12 November
This puddle and I were meant to meet.
Uranus brings sudden changes of direction on the walk. Go in up to the chest, then shake beside the nearest clean trousers. It is written.
Pee-sces horoscope · Friday 13 November
Somebody is going to say the W word.
Mercury is direct in your House of Leads. Stay close to the hook by the door and be ready. You may spin in circles. The stars permit it.
Pee-sces horoscope · Saturday 14 November
I will sleep in a position that worries everyone.
The Moon is void of bones. Upside down, legs in the air, tongue out is the favoured arrangement. Someone will take a photo. Let them.
's birth chart
The sky was busy that day.
- Sun in Pee-sces
- The core self. Gentle dreamer. Marks every tree, lovingly.
Is yours a Pee-sces?
The sign is only the start. Add a name and a birthday and the stars will draw up a full birth chart: Sun, Moon, Rising and two planets with opinions. Free, and no account needed.
The other dog signs
- Bark-iesAries
- Chew-rusTaurus
- Gemi-nibbleGemini
- Canine-cerCancer
- Lick-oLeo
- Dig-oVirgo
- Lab-raLibra
- Sniff-ioScorpio
- Wag-ittariusSagittarius
- Pup-ricornCapricorn
- Aqua-drool-iusAquarius
Got a cat too? The Pisces cat is a Pounce-es.