Canine-cer horoscope · Monday 9 November
The sofa is mine now. I do not make the rules.
Jupiter moves into your House of Soft Furnishings. Stretch out diagonally to claim the full territory. Sigh loudly if anyone tries to sit.
Canine-cer horoscope · Tuesday 10 November
I will greet my person as if they had been at sea for years.
They went to the shop for eleven minutes. The Sun in your House of Reunions says that is no reason to hold back. Bring them a shoe.
Canine-cer horoscope · Wednesday 11 November
This puddle and I were meant to meet.
Uranus brings sudden changes of direction on the walk. Go in up to the chest, then shake beside the nearest clean trousers. It is written.
Canine-cer horoscope · Thursday 12 November
Somebody is going to say the W word.
Mercury is direct in your House of Leads. Stay close to the hook by the door and be ready. You may spin in circles. The stars permit it.
Canine-cer horoscope · Friday 13 November
I will sleep in a position that worries everyone.
The Moon is void of bones. Upside down, legs in the air, tongue out is the favoured arrangement. Someone will take a photo. Let them.
Canine-cer horoscope · Saturday 14 November
Today I bark at something only I can see.
Mars is squaring the front window. Whatever was out there, you have dealt with it. Accept your thanks in biscuits.
's birth chart
The sky was busy that day.
- Sun in Canine-cer
- The core self. Homebody. Follows you into the bathroom.
Is yours a Canine-cer?
The sign is only the start. Add a name and a birthday and the stars will draw up a full birth chart: Sun, Moon, Rising and two planets with opinions. Free, and no account needed.
The other dog signs
- Bark-iesAries
- Chew-rusTaurus
- Gemi-nibbleGemini
- Lick-oLeo
- Dig-oVirgo
- Lab-raLibra
- Sniff-ioScorpio
- Wag-ittariusSagittarius
- Pup-ricornCapricorn
- Aqua-drool-iusAquarius
- Pee-scesPisces
Got a cat too? The Cancer cat is a Clawncer.