Aqua-drool-ius horoscope · Monday 9 November
I will sleep in a position that worries everyone.
The Moon is void of bones. Upside down, legs in the air, tongue out is the favoured arrangement. Someone will take a photo. Let them.
Aqua-drool-ius horoscope · Tuesday 10 November
Today I bark at something only I can see.
Mars is squaring the front window. Whatever was out there, you have dealt with it. Accept your thanks in biscuits.
Aqua-drool-ius horoscope · Wednesday 11 November
A crumb will fall. I will be there.
Venus hovers over the kitchen table around dinner time. Position yourself under the smallest human. Patience is a form of hunting.
Aqua-drool-ius horoscope · Thursday 12 November
I will pretend I have not been fed.
Mercury blurs the memory of breakfast. Sit by the bowl and look thin. One of them does not know the other already fed you, and the stars will not tell.
Aqua-drool-ius horoscope · Friday 13 November
I will find something disgusting and it will be the best day of my life.
The Moon is in the Hedge. Follow your nose, then roll thoroughly on both shoulders. A bath is foretold. Do not let it dim your joy.
Aqua-drool-ius horoscope · Saturday 14 November
I do not know that dog in the mirror and I do not trust him.
Neptune clouds your judgement in hallways. He copies everything you do, which is suspicious. Bark once to settle it and move on with dignity.
's birth chart
The sky was busy that day.
- Sun in Aqua-drool-ius
- The core self. Unusual. Jumps in every puddle. Shakes next to you.
Is yours an Aqua-drool-ius?
The sign is only the start. Add a name and a birthday and the stars will draw up a full birth chart: Sun, Moon, Rising and two planets with opinions. Free, and no account needed.
The other dog signs
- Bark-iesAries
- Chew-rusTaurus
- Gemi-nibbleGemini
- Canine-cerCancer
- Lick-oLeo
- Dig-oVirgo
- Lab-raLibra
- Sniff-ioScorpio
- Wag-ittariusSagittarius
- Pup-ricornCapricorn
- Pee-scesPisces
Got a cat too? The Aquarius cat is an Aqua-hiss.