Sniff-io horoscope · Monday 9 November
A crumb will fall. I will be there.
Venus hovers over the kitchen table around dinner time. Position yourself under the smallest human. Patience is a form of hunting.
Sniff-io horoscope · Tuesday 10 November
I will pretend I have not been fed.
Mercury blurs the memory of breakfast. Sit by the bowl and look thin. One of them does not know the other already fed you, and the stars will not tell.
Sniff-io horoscope · Wednesday 11 November
I will find something disgusting and it will be the best day of my life.
The Moon is in the Hedge. Follow your nose, then roll thoroughly on both shoulders. A bath is foretold. Do not let it dim your joy.
Sniff-io horoscope · Thursday 12 November
I do not know that dog in the mirror and I do not trust him.
Neptune clouds your judgement in hallways. He copies everything you do, which is suspicious. Bark once to settle it and move on with dignity.
Sniff-io horoscope · Friday 13 November
I will have a wonderful time pooping today.
Venus enters your House of Walks, so take your time choosing the spot. Circle it at least nine times. A stranger will call you a good dog before noon, and they will be right.
Sniff-io horoscope · Saturday 14 November
I am going to carry this stick home, whatever it takes.
Saturn rewards ambition today. The stick is longer than the gate is wide. That is a problem for people who think small.
's birth chart
The sky was busy that day.
- Sun in Sniff-io
- The core self. Intense. Has investigated every lamp post in town.
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The other dog signs
- Bark-iesAries
- Chew-rusTaurus
- Gemi-nibbleGemini
- Canine-cerCancer
- Lick-oLeo
- Dig-oVirgo
- Lab-raLibra
- Wag-ittariusSagittarius
- Pup-ricornCapricorn
- Aqua-drool-iusAquarius
- Pee-scesPisces
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