Lick-o horoscope · Monday 9 November
I will find something disgusting and it will be the best day of my life.
The Moon is in the Hedge. Follow your nose, then roll thoroughly on both shoulders. A bath is foretold. Do not let it dim your joy.
Lick-o horoscope · Tuesday 10 November
I do not know that dog in the mirror and I do not trust him.
Neptune clouds your judgement in hallways. He copies everything you do, which is suspicious. Bark once to settle it and move on with dignity.
Lick-o horoscope · Wednesday 11 November
I will have a wonderful time pooping today.
Venus enters your House of Walks, so take your time choosing the spot. Circle it at least nine times. A stranger will call you a good dog before noon, and they will be right.
Lick-o horoscope · Thursday 12 November
I am going to carry this stick home, whatever it takes.
Saturn rewards ambition today. The stick is longer than the gate is wide. That is a problem for people who think small.
Lick-o horoscope · Friday 13 November
The postman returns. So do I.
Mars re-enters the letterbox at the usual hour. You have chased him away every day of your life, and every day it works. Keep going.
Lick-o horoscope · Saturday 14 November
The sofa is mine now. I do not make the rules.
Jupiter moves into your House of Soft Furnishings. Stretch out diagonally to claim the full territory. Sigh loudly if anyone tries to sit.
's birth chart
The sky was busy that day.
- Sun in Lick-o
- The core self. Born to be adored. Will lick you until you agree.
Is yours a Lick-o?
The sign is only the start. Add a name and a birthday and the stars will draw up a full birth chart: Sun, Moon, Rising and two planets with opinions. Free, and no account needed.
The other dog signs
- Bark-iesAries
- Chew-rusTaurus
- Gemi-nibbleGemini
- Canine-cerCancer
- Dig-oVirgo
- Lab-raLibra
- Sniff-ioScorpio
- Wag-ittariusSagittarius
- Pup-ricornCapricorn
- Aqua-drool-iusAquarius
- Pee-scesPisces
Got a cat too? The Leo cat is a Meo.